Thursday, October 27, 2011

An Overzealous Shlong

About a year ago I met this punk guy, who had a pink Mohawk and the most beautiful big blue eyes,
Never would have bet, down the line in time we’d randomly reconnect,
We were both shocked and surprised, once we finally realized,
This was one of those serendipitous moments, good thing I always carry a couple of Trojans,
Im only joking, there was no poking,
Just some simple making out, but it seemed we were on #9’s cloud,
Where no doubts, are allowed,
Stuck in lust, didn’t think I had the guts,
To tell him how I truly felt, like the way he made my heart melt,
It all seemed so surreal yet fated, and the feelings between us were reciprocated,
So we tried to plan me spending a night, which wound up starting a fight,
A lack of patience, mixed with some miscommunication,
Lead to a bad situation, where my big mouth let loose without hesitation,
2 hours I was left waiting, pacing and internally debating,
If I should give up and go home, instead I picked up the phone,
Repeatedly texted and called, stating I was appalled,
When it was in actuality my fault, I shouldn’t have rushed and hauled,
Cause he was working and very busy, my behavior was plain silly,
Ruining the intimacy, and now ultimately I don’t think he’s into me
We barely even speak, maybe our relationship’s reached the peak,
Which is such a shame, cause the dude’s got game,
There’s something about him, that’s got me contemplating bottoming,
Which is huge, good job u douche,
Hanging yourself by a noose, don’t expect a truce,
Or act confused, since it was all your verbal abuse,
That turned him off, his fine line was crossed,
What a devastating loss, it’s a coin toss,
Whether we’ll ever hang out again, or even be friends,
Ive got to learn, to avoid bridges being burned,
Because I get consumed by lust, so long to be touched,
I wind up fucking up, caring way too much,
Trying hard to find love, wanting someone to cuddle snuggle with and hug,
But when a potential comes along, I transform into this overzealous shlong,
A straight up dick, a major sarcastic prick,
That’ll wind up old and fully grown, still getting stoned all alone!

Peace and 1,
Joe Conscious


Wednesday, October 26, 2011

The Future Looks Bleak

Maybe we should take Turkey’s cue, and start a coo,
Try something new, and askew our political view,
Because our government, is absolutely repugnant,
Totally corrupt, and doesn’t give a fuck,
About bettering anyone but themselves, when they’re supposed to help,
Be the voice for the poor, stop treating the middle class like a whore,
Most federal agents and officials, are super hypocritical,
They have premium health benefits, penny pinch like Jesuits,
Instead of taking a budget cut in their pay, they’re taking sport and music programs in schools away,
While buying jets corvettes or a second home down by the bay, then say that Medicare and social security are gay,
Republicans think all social programs are a scam, can’t stand Obama and believe he’s a ham,
Their ultimate plan, is to turn his presidency into a mockery or sham,
So their party can be elected, u can forget it,
It would be unbelievably pathetic, and we’d live to regret it
I’m sorry …, but with candidates like Palin or Romney,
That’s not even funny, I’d leave and never come back to this country,
Of course there’s good ole Michelle Bachmann, which indicates a gay holocaust could happen,
What the heck is up, I guess 2 terms of Bush Jr. wasn’t enough,
God we’re glutton for punishment it would seem, and in dire need of “Occupy Wall Street”,
Hopefully we'll gain some momentum and attention, does congress recognize that this is an intervention,
Better seriously get working on problem solving, so then America can commence evolving,
Progressives are tired of martyring, we could consider dissolving our bi-coastal partnering,
Since we must just be too big for our own good, I never really understood,
The vast various mentality extremes between Texas’s neck of the woods, San Fran land and a New York neighborhood,
It’s highly improbable finding compromise, like chicken everyone’s preference is different cause there’s legs and thighs,
But receiving neither is bound to produce riots, how homelessness is high when there’s so many empty rooms at the Whitehouse or Hyatts,
Is quite frankly beyond me, unemployed peeps are consumed with ennui,
Incapable of living within limited means, so like fiends we forget our financial woes and go smoke trees,
Geez , can’t we nationally decriminalize marijuana please,
Now there’s an untapped resource to tax, but the public’s swayed by misleading scientific facts,
Therefore pot’s outlawed and illegal, although it’s no worse then cigarettes or booze I feel,
And actually alleviates stress, especially when I’m so pissed off and upset,
That unhappiness is the status quo, no access to loans leaves mom and pop shops going broke,
They don’t even have a chance nor can they compete, with these corporations way too out of their league,
Should they just accept defeat, after all doesn’t small mean weak,
In the war of the elite vs. the meek, where the same outcome repeats,
We don’t need an oracle to see, that the future looks bleak!

Peace and 1,
Joe Conscious


Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Gone In The Wrong Direction

Ive been mentally blocked, yet often appalled and shocked, at all the injustices, that are prevalent and exist, while simply trying to live my life, i get overwhelmed by the hardship and strife, Im such a mess and ridiculously stressed, but truly blessed, that there are kind and generous folks, willing to welcome an unknown into their homes, providing me with shelter and maybe even a meal, i would never rob from them or steal, i pride myself on staying sincere and real, expressing even depression if that's how i feel, so upset at the current state of affairs, my sarcastic temper is once again starting to flare, either being beaten or defeating the competition, capitalism is a hellish system, people are obviously oblivious and no one listens, or pays attention when mentioning some of the other dreaded isms, still sassed and classed by the color of your face or ass, men embarrassingly deny being gay if asked, women often get dismissed and laughed at, discriminated because of religion or for being fat,
here's some food for thought from a lyrical riddler, is the US just a modern day Hitler, can anybody tell me when, this country suddenly became honorary UN, like we're the perfect model, the whole world should follow for the sake of rationality and clarity, even opportunity here for prosperity is a rarity, America's really hyped up and fake, globalization is a major mistake, it's time for separation of corporation and state, or the end of days will surely be our fate, there's too much extreme division, we need a president that'll make some hard decisions, who's willing to go against the grain, ignores the rich 1% complaining of their financial pain, government overspending and greed seems to be to blame, as the reason the outlandish deficit hasn’t been tamed, therefore our AAA credit rating's been maimed, why isn’t everybody taxed exactly the same, The more money you make, equates to a higher amount paid, allow absolutely no loopholes or exemptions, stop wasting millions of dollars on elections, instead of education and manufacturing investing, we keep budgeting billions for military protection, disguising and lying that it's democracy we're spreading, i believe we've gone in the wrong direction, no one’s observing or learning from history's lessons, that devaluing mother nature's essence, will destroy our species as a whole, bettering our planet needs to be our collective goal,
cause if we don’t treasure and nurture the earth, stop looting abusing and polluting her beautiful work, 2012's prophecy would definitely come true, then there's nothing for us to do but just stew,
in the destruction accrued that we even helped cause, people then might ultimately have to draw straws, to see who gets to survive, status won’t decide if you'll die or stay alive, it'll be all out warfare unless we prepare, unite and fight for what's right showing we r aware and care, but first there needs to be a major mentality change happening everywhere!

Peace and 1,
Joe Conscious