A Monster Mash

Beat by Brandon West

Produced by Mike J. Brown and Joe “Conscious” Vacca

Lyrics and vocals by Joe “Conscious” Vacca

Recorded at The Forge Studios

Verse

Hip hop’s gone boring

So I’m snoring and yawning

We need to heed my warning

Rapper’s flaunting

While fans are fawning

Which is spawning

The dawn of a brand new day

Where rap has nothing to say

Except fuck this shit bitch you’re gay

I pray we find a way

To open up the gates

Please stop spreading so much hate

Don’t discriminate great

Maybe I came too late

Or perhaps that’s just rap’s fate

Chorus

I want to add a splash

Of Mrs. Dash to rap

Don’t make me have to ask the task

Of seeing you shake that ass fast

Party hardy dance naughty and have a blast

Take this golden moment to bask

‘Cause before you know it it’s past

Enjoy and laugh

To appreciate what we have

Accept the fact

Life’s a monster mash

A rad itty bitty tad

Of both good and bad

So join the fad

And do a monster mash

Verse

Grew into a mean teen

Always fiending for green

No respect for authority

Nor a part of the majority

I’m a proud minority

It’s time to find my mind and the higher me

Learn to bout without toking or smoking weed

I don’t feel the need to feed

Into the industry

Wouldn’t dream to be mean

Or be perceived to be obscene

Even morons see through to agree with me

And truly believe

That music’s out of love and supposed to be free

Chorus

I want to add a splash

Of Mrs. Dash to rap

Don’t make me have to ask the task

Of seeing you shake that ass fast

Party hardy dance naughty and have a blast

Take this golden moment to bask

‘Cause before you know it it’s past

Enjoy and laugh

To appreciate what we have

Accept the fact

Life’s a monster mash

A rad itty bitty tad

Of both good and bad

So join the fad

And do a monster mash

Bridge

Got to shake that ass

And have a little laugh

Jump right in and begin

Dancing and singing

We’re all doing a monster mash

You’ll want to spend that cash

Get obliteratedly trashed

I shouldn’t have to ask

If y’all can do a monster mash…

Come on everybody

Act funny

Don’t be a lazy fool

It’s wicked crazy cool

Now

I know you know how

Verse

Over time I’ve come to find

We’ve lessened attention spans and minds

It’s totally not fine but a sign

Slackers lacking quality rhymes

Is designed

So catchy unprofound lyrics shine

No biggy if you’re unintelligently piggy a swine

I ain’t lying

This pathetic bullshit’s got my crying

Denying defying

Sliding by hiding

Slowly dying

Out there wiling

Still trying wining

But ain’t nobody’s buying

While I’m over pining

The fact that hip hop and rap

Could perhaps be under attack

Does playing pretend ever end

Inspirational messages are no longer sent

Hun I’m done

Defending independent

Narcissist artists

Who only care what they wear on red carpets

Illiterate hypocrites

Are idiots spitting shit

Which pains and strains my brain

Oh so very vein and lame

They’re all sounding the same

Constantly changing their names

And it’s pretty plain insane

Quite a damn shame

Vow to somehow not get caught or bought up

playing fame’s game

Chorus

I want to add a splash

Of Mrs. Dash to rap

Don’t make me have to ask the task

Of seeing you shake that ass fast

Party hardy dance naughty and have a blast

Take this golden moment to bask

‘Cause before you know it it’s past

Enjoy and laugh

To appreciate what we have

Accept the fact

Life’s a monster mash

A rad itty bitty tad

Of both good and bad

Come on and do a monster mash