All men are created equal but what about women, will Eve or Mary Magdalene ever be forgiven, they do so much to stick out and try to be the best, shave all their body hair even augment their face and chest, suffer standing in those stiletto high heels, spew and/or maybe skip a few meals, all just to stay sexy skinny and thin, resorting to a c-section to birth their next of kin, after all guys hate stretch marks, brains preferred over beauty's a farce, who cares if she's got smarts, does her va-j-j create sparks, can she cook and clean, is it that time of month or is she straight up bitchy and mean, periods should remain in sentences where they belong, her best feature better be sucking shlong, and don't forget to play with the balls, please refrain from spending my paycheck at the malls, carrying on with girlfriends on endless phone calls, save it for girl talk time in the bathroom stalls, or while powdering your nose, add some blush to both sets of cheeks when your indisposed, not clothed, and the door or blinds forgot to get closed, I'll buy u a white t-shirt for later on when u get hosed, or a nice thong for under that mini-skirt for when the wind blows, you know how it goes, bend over girl and touch them toes, let me see your best O face, honey I'm immune to mace, I hope u brought the cuffs, cuz ooh baby I like it rough, enough is never enough, nothing like a woman suffering through tough stuff, like giving birth, taking not only a big dick but one with width and girth, hope u got big boobs to fill out a belly shirt, know how to flirt, dig yourself out the mud or dirt, to rise to the occasion, and be better than amazing, cuz if u can't, you'll never ever be as good as a man.
Peace and 1,
Joe Conscious
2/23/10
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